baby name Item ID: #2598What do you think is the worst baby name?Product Information:What’s the worst baby name you’ve ever rt go? The worst thing I remember when I worked at a university as a student of her baby Ashole (Ash-O-Lee). Also there was a man named Harry Hiscock. . I wanted to know why walways His parents did this. . * Always. . I’ts been a long [...] Item Description
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Bob, come on its so plain, Bobby maybe, but Bob
Skankly Whorenasty isn’t so great.
jesus
bertha
shannon
bethany
guy
Biffany.
Oh my god – Ashole???! That is the funniest and worst name I have ever heard! How unfortuanate and don’t you feel sorry for the child??
Wow, I really can’t top that….in fact, my mind has gone blank from laughing so much at that name. Thank you for making my day!
I dunno why, but I hate the name Sean (Shawn). I just hate the sound of it for some reason
I hate Harry too -_-
I dont care much for Ahley either; Its too common
I worked in a daycare a few years ago. There was a child named Quinstallion & another child named Moo-Moo.
StinkyButt for a boy. Hillary or Geraldine for a girl.
Candy
they’re most likely we’rnt thinking. I hate the name Aribella, poor girl. And anyone named harry is in a bad state.
Blanket.
Neveah. It pains me to even type it.
Also any other made up kr8tve name.
Worst baby names are Addison and Madison on a girl. They’re masculine, popular, trendyee, and common. They mean SON of Adam and SON of Maude. Yet parents think it’s so cute to name them that. To me, it just screams “I wanted a boy!”
well that Ashole is really… yeah… But a name that i have personally heard was Skeeter.
Harry Beaver. English was not his mother’s first language, the last name was changed when they moved here. Not sure why he did not go by his middle name once he was old enough. It is my friend’s father I promise.
I work with someone with the last name of Hoare (pronounced Oare-if you remember to practice)
Aragorn.
Strider
Elfonzo <—- i think this is funny.
Cosmo
Raule
Rutger
Eaton
Virginia Fang ….
Postoffice
theres more here …
http://lifestyle.msn.com/familyandparenting/babyandpregnancy/articletkt.aspx?cp-documentid=6359418
oranjello, lemonjello she love these 2 when she was pregnant
I think Jamiela and Frederick aren’t very nice as it has no rhythm. Darina is a lovely name and so is Darren!!
apple
I agree that is horrible. As far as I’m concerned another terrible one that I’ve heard, is Moxy Crime-fighter, Pilot inspector( the guy from my name is earl named his kid that. Poor thing.)
Another one is Alouishious. I also hate the name Mercedes for a girl.
Why do those things to their children, I’ll never know.
Ocean Violet, it’s my friends daughter’s name. I think it’s the worst name ever! She is currently pregnant again and is going to name the baby Heaven, whether it’s a boy or girl! BTW I went to school with a boy named Harry Dicks! Why?
Ashole? Are you serious?
I honestly know a guy named Mike Hunt (say it fast).
When I first saw your Q, I was thinking that the worst names are when the child is just named the same as one of the parents, with a Jr. tacked on. I guess it could be worse.
lol, I used to work for a university as a file clerk. We had a list up of all the stupid names people had. I can’t remember them because it was so long ago but one I do remember is someone had the same first name and last name….Cameron Cameron.
I also use to live next to a family when I was younger. Their last name was Merry and they all had first names that rhymed…. Larry, Harry, Carrie and Mary.
Shaquilla O’niela Bulletproofvesta
daynger (my name)
ethel
Jasyntha
trever and any of those weird black names like naisha or leory
Ben Harry Parry. My boyfriends mates name!
I would never call a baby Linda, my mum is called linda and i just think calling a baby linda would be strange
anferny lol like on Mean Girls. that name would drive me nuts.
clementine
i actually went to highschool with a girl named Sunshine Purification. purification being her last name..
a friend named her son Timber Jack. Poor kid.
“Anonymous”
They can never right love letters, or greeting cards, or become writers, or donate to specified scholarship funds!
I’d have to say anything that is embarrasing… Shannyn Sossamon’s son is named Audio Science…
wow Ashole is probably the worst ever.
Matilda, Gertude, and any other 90 year old name
Robert – I hate that name.
I love Johnathan Davis from Korn and I love unusual names but I don’t really like his kids names, Pirate and Moxie Crimefighter. It made me laugh. And I hate the name Ashley for a boy. My best friend wants to name her boy Ashley and I’ve tried to talk her out of it so many times!
Shaniqua
Matilda, Awilda, Ingrid, Bertha, Brunilda, Herbert, Dick??, geez there are sooo many more but can’t think of them.
how about first name: Crystal, last name: Meth.
or Hero Lynn. hehe if you don’t get that, I’m sorry for you. =)
like heroine.
My mom’s second grade teacher’s name was Mary A. C*nt. I kid you not.
Oscar/Oswald.
Harriet/Harry.
Apple (or any other fruit)
There are many, many more lol
Nevaeh! I hear this name on Answers, but I didn’t think anyone would actually name their baby it. I was wrong. I was in the grocery store and I saw this adorable baby so of course I stop and coo at it and ask the mom what her name was. She told me Nevaeh Grace. Of course I was like Oh thats a unique name, but inside I was cringing and silently apologizing to the baby for her mothers stupidity!
Nevaeh
Aiden(or any spelling) for a girl
Nevaeh. It’s trashy, stupid, trendy, and just illiterate.
Horace
Has to be the worst name for a male EVER!!
LOL… but hearing it makes me laugh for some reason.
Daphne
Lavinia
Gertrude
Ethel
Maud
Gloria
Hilary
Louise
Apple
Plum
Peaches
Guava
Lettuce
Elvis
Phineas
Althea
Wayne
Donald
Alfred
Herbert
Chip
Dale
Mickey
Junior
I can’t stand the name “regan”
On the day my twin girls were born (their names are Jessica and Erica) my doc had just come from delivering another set of twins, they were boy girl and their parents named them Prince and Princess. THat would have been OKay I think, if they were dogs, but they were HUMANS! Can you imagine how badly they probably get teased about that in school???
I also hate the name Helga. I know someone with a daughter named Helga. YUK.
probably Akicita Warrior..Which Akicita means “Warrior” In the Sioux Language. or Harry B!tchcock..its pronounced B!tchuck….
and probably Cradin Maynard Brooklyn Duck(ducks the last name)
like why would the parents name their kid that?
and there aint nuttin wrong with the name MeRCeDeS!
Archibald
Gertrude